This guy was so drunk he could not get out of his bed in the motel he was really red..

Friday some guy walked up to my car yesterday he looked like he had a gun I was thinking thats life is over but he was just getting it a car right next to me,what did he have in his hands a belt.

Driving down the street yesterday minding my own a girl was just walking down the street no shirt on bra like it was nothing!

YESTERDAY, FRIDAY I had 4 NBA players in my car, magic players that is, at 1st I didn't know who they were the guys were all tall so I thought college ball; no we play pro ball and Portlands traffic is messed up, yes we will be at the Rose Garden soon, Now Im 6'4 five of us over 6ft, People looking at us doing dumb takes as we inch thou traffic, man when will we be there? soon we finally get there. the man at the Rose Garden was asking me who are they, who are they 6'10, 6'8, 6'6, 6'7 I didn't say what I wanted to say but they said some things I cant repeat, the last guy gets out of the cab the meters at 7:70 he gives me a 10 and said keep the change 2 dollars & 30 cents! what a tip NBA players are bad tippers

She was pick up at detox she was def and could not understand her at all so she put down on a pice of paper where her car mite be so I drive downtown going around and around till she yells there It is still drunk from last night, I look back and some how her shirt is like off I told her she should put her bra and shirt back on because it was distracting me from driving and I didn't want to crash.

Well in 24 hours I will be 34 years old, but anyway 2 years ago I went in the office at work the superviser told me that he had to tell me something so sit please, I sit down he starts telling me that the police came and asked for mike, mike is my old partner night driver he asked what do you want with mike! well we belive someone died in mikes car last night really me and mike shared a car back then! after this person died he put her on the porch in a lawn chair and just went back to work like nothing happen police after talking to him for hours told him that if he ever did anything like that again they would put him under the jail.

One day i was sitting at the lloyd center and a guy ran up to my car and said he needed my help,how can i help, someones after me there going to get me,i didnt know what to do,but i help him I tell him to get in thats after he pulled out a fat roll, and gave me 100 tip, the trip took me 15 min

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