Friday some guy walked up to my car yesterday he looked like he had a gun I was thinking thats life is over but he was just getting it a car right next to me,what did he have in his hands a belt.

Driving down the street yesterday minding my own a girl was just walking down the street no shirt on bra like it was nothing!

YESTERDAY, FRIDAY I had 4 NBA players in my car, magic players that is, at 1st I didn't know who they were the guys were all tall so I thought college ball; no we play pro ball and Portlands traffic is messed up, yes we will be at the Rose Garden soon, Now Im 6'4 five of us over 6ft, People looking at us doing dumb takes as we inch thou traffic, man when will we be there? soon we finally get there. the man at the Rose Garden was asking me who are they, who are they 6'10, 6'8, 6'6, 6'7 I didn't say what I wanted to say but they said some things I cant repeat, the last guy gets out of the cab the meters at 7:70 he gives me a 10 and said keep the change 2 dollars & 30 cents! what a tip NBA players are bad tippers

She was pick up at detox she was def and could not understand her at all so she put down on a pice of paper where her car mite be so I drive downtown going around and around till she yells there It is still drunk from last night, I look back and some how her shirt is like off I told her she should put her bra and shirt back on because it was distracting me from driving and I didn't want to crash.

Well in 24 hours I will be 34 years old, but anyway 2 years ago I went in the office at work the superviser told me that he had to tell me something so sit please, I sit down he starts telling me that the police came and asked for mike, mike is my old partner night driver he asked what do you want with mike! well we belive someone died in mikes car last night really me and mike shared a car back then! after this person died he put her on the porch in a lawn chair and just went back to work like nothing happen police after talking to him for hours told him that if he ever did anything like that again they would put him under the jail.

One day i was sitting at the lloyd center and a guy ran up to my car and said he needed my help,how can i help, someones after me there going to get me,i didnt know what to do,but i help him I tell him to get in thats after he pulled out a fat roll, and gave me 100 tip, the trip took me 15 min

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This was one crazy ride I pic up this man on 82nd and sandy he pull out 80 bucks and said take me down town so their we go he hits the store get some beer (you can drink in a cab) he gives me the change from the store 30 dollars our so he said he wanted to find some girls but he really wanted a crack hoe he said we drive around 4 a min he finds one I take him to beaverton and back but he did not touch her at all about an hour later she said she had to go so we took her back to old town 10 mins are so after that the meter hit 80 then he said he wanted to suck my _ick....... I stopped the cab and said get out he said I'm not guy but he wanted to suck my _ick get the hell out right now boss ,ok ok ok man he says I will no bring it up agin if u take me back to the hotel after we pic up one more girl I said i need more money after u said that stuff man hands me a 50 we find one more crack girl then we go. their talking going on about sex and all kind off stuff then all out the blue pull over man he gets out runs down street the I just drove off........blood wanted to have a 3 some and he could not get me in the room. 160 dollars in 4 hours no bad this was the wildisd ride i have ever had. :http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=33060705#ixzz0tp8inUs6

What can I say I picked this young lady up on 27st off burnside she says take me to the amtak please.

she tells me shes going to seattle to help her friend out, house sitting you know than she tells me that she a bar keep.

well she says her friend is going to jail and she was going to give him a 27 street blow job, I was thinking it was some kinda drink or something so I said what kind of drink is that?

she says no a real blow job its what Im famous for she said she hooks all the boys at work up and loves to give it when ever she can, dont remember anything after that wow how dose anyone just come out and say something like that?

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The other day I pulled up at a Hotel looking for a someone going to the airport.

I look up and a girl looks out the window with nothing on, breast hanging out the window she must of just got out of the shower because her hair was wet but what a gift, that dont happen every day.

letts face it for some of you it has never happend!

naked old man.

As a cab driver I see many crazy things but this one sticks out the most for me.

It was just another day I got a call to go get someone over off NE 33rd ave in Portland, Oregon there was a msg to go in so i went up to the door and knocked a little old man answered the door but he had no pants on yes I said no pants I told him I can not take him anywhere like that he said hey I just want u to go to liquor store for me and he gave 20 dollars.

I should have ran but I went anyway to get his cheap vodka. I got to the store and the lady ask if this was for a little old man up the street I said yes how did she know she said well hes always sending cabs down here to get his vodka. well I took his stuff back he asks me to put it in the kitchen man empty vodka bottles every where in the kitchen, he went and got some money and dropped it on the carpet he bent over and showed me his butt hole wow that was bad he gave me 2 dollars and ask for the 20 back I just left at that point he should have gave me 100 dollars for all that and yes I kept the 20!